Quote #219

I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself.

More from Winston Churchill

  1. People often forget that in 1940 there was no guarantee that we were going to win.
  2. Yes, now bugger off.
  3. The hardest cross I have to bear is the Cross of Lorraine.
  4. Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.
  5. You make a living by what you get; you make a life by what you give.
  6. All this contains much that is obviously true, and much that is relevant; unfortunately, what is obviously true is not relevant, and what i…
  7. An empty taxi arrived and out of it stepped Attlee.
  8. If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.

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