'Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.'

'We stated openly that Steven Pagones did it. If we're lying, sue us, so we can go into court with you and prove you did it. Sue us - sue us right now.'

'If the Jews want to get it on,' he said, 'tell them to pin their yarmulkes back and come over to my house.'

'Who defines terrorists? Today's terrorist is tomorrow's friend. We were the ones that worked with Saddam Hussein. The United States worked with bin Laden.'

A good liar must have a good memory. Kissinger is a stupendous liar with a remarkable memory.

I think the secret to [her] skill at lying is that she never tells a lie that she doesn't believe with all her heart, at least for the moment it takes to tell …

The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe any one else.