Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both. For a long time I used to th…

When you believe in God, you've got to believe in the all-powerful God. He's not just God, He's the all-powerful God and He has total control over everyone's l…

It's a half-hour weekly show that I will host, entitled Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus. It's a fairly self-explanatory concept: Each week we let the hound…

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit d…