Quote #24

20 mothers. Gives you the shakes just thinkin' about it.

More from Alton Brown

  1. With the possible exception of college-aged males, the acetobactors are just about the only critters on Earth who can actually thrive on al…
  2. You'll need a basting brush. I like this silicone one--it's bouncy!
  3. handing an apple to a doctor: Here you go. This should keep you away from yourself for at least a day. How do you like them apples?
  4. My, my, my! Would you just look at that meaty lava flow of love!
  5. Now, wet stuff does not like sticking to other wet... stuff. It's one of those universal axioms that keeps the galaxy from ripping itself t…
  6. Waffles may have actually originated in a penguin tank. (Nun grabs his hand and whacks it with a ruler) Ouch!
  7. You know what, I hate sifters. You can't clean 'em, they rust, they take up a lot of storage space, and half the time, they're broken! The …
  8. I'm just not into vegetable bondage.

All Alton Brown quotes