6 Alton Brown Quotes on Fear

Alton Brown quotes on fear

8. Silly sea monsters.

13. You're a French chef. Okay? Until great white sharks figure out how to catch rabies, that is going to be the scariest thing on earth.

24. 20 mothers. Gives you the shakes just thinkin' about it.

29. (about salt) Don't worry about it burning. It's a rock!

142. Hi, I'm Alton Brown here in Kitchen Stadium, the culinary coliseum where the only ingredient that isn't allowed is FEAR. Well, that, and those little containers of yogurt they give you on airplanes that always blow up in your face? Oh, and mothballs. We frown on those, too. Anyway! Are you ready for some down and dirty deep-fried fisticuffs? I know I am!

143. Battle Asparagus officinalis is on, and millions and millions of children across America just freaked out.