More from Alton Brown

  1. No matter how hard we try, sex isn't as good as sweet corn. (quoting Garrison Keillor)
  2. Allow me to present.. my bean board. Like it? I made it myself. Wouldn't Martha be proud?
  3. Time passed in a blur of tropical days and long, sultry, lonely nights. And then came the day I discovered I was not alone. It happened in …
  4. Wilber, set the table. There's going to be good eats tonight.
  5. Look at that crust. Looks like Limp Bizkit isn't just the name of a band anymore.
  6. This is how it starts, you know. Dissatisfied with the sustenance provided by home, these kids are walking right into the clutches of the p…
  7. Of course, we're not going to have any more fresh ingredients because we're all out of hand grenades.
  8. Build it right, and they will come.

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