Alton Brown Quotes on Baking

6 quotes

  1. Everybody ready to dough?

  2. Although you don't necessarily have to have a stand mixer in order to bring this dough together, it certainly will make things a whole lot easier. Besides, I'd, uh.. be lonely without mine.

  3. We gotta change over to the hook in order to work in the rest of the flour, of course, to do the kneading that will be necessary. So.. hook time. Pirate time. Arrrgh.

  4. Obviously, I need to send Thing to baking school.

  5. I always consider raisins optional.

  6. Some people like their meringues all wavy on top. Me, I want mine as smooth as Kojak's noggin.

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