Alton Brown Quotes on Kitchen
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on rice cookers: The problem is, this is a unitasker. And we've got rules about that kind of thing here. (throws the rice cooker out the window.)
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Allow me to present.. my bean board. Like it? I made it myself. Wouldn't Martha be proud?
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You know what, I hate sifters. You can't clean 'em, they rust, they take up a lot of storage space, and half the time, they're broken! The food processor is always there for ya.
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You'll need a basting brush. I like this silicone one--it's bouncy!
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Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
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Although you don't necessarily have to have a stand mixer in order to bring this dough together, it certainly will make things a whole lot easier. Besides, I'd, uh.. be lonely without mine.
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This is called a peel; I call mine Emma.
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A small, foot activated, pop-top trash can makes a fabulous flour storage device.
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A torch.. and he's brought protective eyewear, God bless 'im! I always like it when somebody brings their own welding mask.
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Between the rhythm of the double knives and the chatter of the pressure cooker, I feel like I should be doing a scat up here.. I'll spare you that horrible pain, though.
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Chefs! Stop.. staring at my hair net!