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What does it mean?
The speaker notes that very few living organisms can survive on alcohol alone, with the possible exception of college-aged males.
In plain terms
Almost no animals can live on alcohol, except maybe young men.
What can you take from it?
Alcohol is not a viable source of nutrition for most life.

Where it applies

  • biology classes
  • health discussions
  • college anecdotes

Putting it to work

  • discuss biological limits
  • make a joke about students
  • explain fermentation

Questions to consider

  • What are the limits of biological adaptation?
  • What common misconceptions exist about diet?

Another view

This is a generalization about human behavior rather than a biological fact.

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