What good men most biologists are, the tenors of the scientific world-temperamental, moody, lecherous, loud-laughing, and healthy. Your true biologist will sing you a song as loud and off-key as will a blacksmith, for he knows that morals are too often diagnostic of prostatitis and stomach ulcers. Sometimes he may proliferate a little too much in all directions, but he is as easy to kill as any other organism, and meanwhile he is very good company, and at least he does not confuse a low hormone productivity with moral ethics.

The discipline of the written word punishes both stupidity and dishonesty.

One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter: 'Beware. You will never get out of this world alive.'

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Le scelerat a ses vertus, comme l'honnete homme a ses faiblesses.

There's alcohol in plant and tree. It must be Nature's plan That there should be in fair degree Some alcohol in Man.