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  1. I always consider raisins optional.
  2. Look at this. A picket line! Can you believe this? I've never even heard of Cooks Against Wasted Leftovers! ... CAWLO? That's a silly name!…
  3. Ahhh, just smell that rosemary, I... Oh. I'm sorry. You can't. That was mean.
  4. (Anytime after Debra mentions an international dish created in New York) NEW YORK CITY?!
  5. Obviously, I need to send Thing to baking school.
  6. Chocolate is its own inspiration, ganache its finest reincarnation. So go ahead. Ganache yourself silly!
  7. We gotta change over to the hook in order to work in the rest of the flour, of course, to do the kneading that will be necessary. So.. hook…
  8. Pretty is nature's way of saying, 'Hey animals! Eat me up!'

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