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  1. They don't know if they wanna be called gays, homosexuals, fairies. I call 'em cocksuckers! I think that spells it out. They walk with that…
  2. Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50! The fucking whore!
  3. I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.
  4. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack burnt off his fucking dick!
  5. I don't see too many faggots in Philly, you know? Out in L.A., Manhattan, you got 'em all over the place. Brooklyn we don't have any gay pe…
  6. There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe, She had so many kids her uterus fell out!
  7. I go into these all-night 24 hour convenience stores, they got people in there. People? Things. These aren't even people, they don't even h…
  8. Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one eyed slut!

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