Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie.

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

Travellers, George, must pay in all places: the only difference is, that in good inns, you pay dearly for your luxuries, and in bad inns you are fleeced and st…

Only a fool thinks price and value are the same.

Money will accomplish much in business, love and war but it isn't worth a cent in nature. You could plant all the doubloons lost in the Spanish Main on a New E…