You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who say, 'What happened?'

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.

Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

'I'm there thinking, 'First off, I'm married, and second of all, even if you were hot, it wouldn't happen. You've obviously got no mirrors in your house if you…

In 1967: I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others' properties.

It was because of this guy I had gone out with and had been really, really close with. I really loved him. I felt that he was my best friend. But he was a teen…