More from Ashleigh Brilliant

  1. There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.
  2. You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.
  3. The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.
  4. I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.
  5. Nothing really matters except a few things that really don't matter very much.
  6. Caution: Read no further if you are easily offended. [Thanks for confirming what I suspected about you.]
  7. My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
  8. Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.

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