More from Ashleigh Brilliant

  1. You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.
  2. Caution: Read no further if you are easily offended. [Thanks for confirming what I suspected about you.]
  3. Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
  4. Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
  5. There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.
  6. All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
  7. The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.
  8. I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.

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