More from Ashleigh Brilliant

  1. Caution: Read no further if you are easily offended. [Thanks for confirming what I suspected about you.]
  2. All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
  3. I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.
  4. I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.
  5. You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.
  6. Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?
  7. Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
  8. At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?

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