More from Ashleigh Brilliant

  1. Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.
  2. I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.
  3. My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.
  4. Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
  5. Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
  6. It's hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future.
  7. I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).
  8. The longer I live the less future there is to worry about.

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