Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.

Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.

Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought.

It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.

I don't think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them off. But I know how to get them off. I'm an expert at it.

Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems.

Y'see, when you start to lick a national problem you have to go after the fundamentables. You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... B…