Things get shaped straight and thin for reasons of aerodynamics. Missiles and skyscrapers are shaped the way they are on the soundest principles of engineering, not as monuments to the dick. In fact, so is the dick. The dick is shaped like a dick because that is the most efficient shape for a dick to be. That's why it's dick shaped. I mean a dick shaped like a table would cause all sorts of practical spatial problems.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- Form follows function in nature and engineering; shapes exist because they solve practical problems efficiently.
- In plain terms
- Things are shaped a way they are because it works best, not just for looks.
- What can you take from it?
- Efficiency drives design in both machines and biology.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Why do some forms persist in nature?
- How does function dictate form in art?
Another view
The quote uses crude humor that may distract from the serious point about function.
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