'The banks don't have anything - no rights whatsoever. The banks are shareholders of SLEC, and SLEC has no rights. ... I am the CEO of Formula One Management and Formula One Administration, which runs the business in F1. From this point of view, I own F1.'

'The morning after I die. And the first 12 copies go to the Inland Revenue'

'You know, I've got one of these wonderful ideas that women should all be dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances.'

'Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.'