'You know, I've got one of these wonderful ideas that women should all be dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances.'

'The morning after I die. And the first 12 copies go to the Inland Revenue'

'Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.'

'The banks don't have anything - no rights whatsoever. The banks are shareholders of SLEC, and SLEC has no rights. ... I am the CEO of Formula One Management a…