Quote #4

'Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.'

More from Bernie Ecclestone

  1. 'You know, I've got one of these wonderful ideas that women should all be dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances.'
  2. 'Tell her I'm now in the company of my wife, Slavica, who is much younger, better looking and wealthier than the Queen. Therefore, I'll sta…
  3. 'The morning after I die. And the first 12 copies go to the Inland Revenue'
  4. 'They think they've got me by the balls--their hands aren't big enough.'
  5. 'The banks don't have anything - no rights whatsoever. The banks are shareholders of SLEC, and SLEC has no rights. ... I am the CEO of Form…
  6. 'I can't remember a single occasion when I have been kind to a journalist.'
  7. 'Why would I rob a train with only two and a half million pounds on it?'

All Bernie Ecclestone quotes