I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I work to stay alive.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

Sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and still do - which is the more important.

A hooker told me 'Not on the first date.'

I can't buy her diamonds, my dick's too small. I never know where I stand with her. It's either a black eye or a love bite.