I never know how much of what I say is true. If I did, I'd bore myself to death.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

I rap lite on I'm Beautiful. I have an excellent sense of time. I was thinking of taking up bass or drums because I like rhythm. The problem is, I have nothing…

I don't have to be well informed - just well endowed. I'm a star.

I have quite a few theories on how companies can help their bands achieve greater success and stop just hemorrhaging money, but that's not part of the question…

Anecdotes don't make good stories. Generally, I dig down underneath them so far that the story that finally comes out is not what people thought their anecdote…

Facts are stubborn things.