Quote #8

I rap lite on I'm Beautiful. I have an excellent sense of time. I was thinking of taking up bass or drums because I like rhythm. The problem is, I have nothing to say. What am I going to rap about? My hairdresser? My nails? Actually, that could be fun.

More from Bette Midler

  1. I never know how much of what I say is true. If I did, I'd bore myself to death.
  2. I shake my tits a lot. If you don't want to listen, you can just watch.
  3. I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
  4. My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
  5. I don't have to be well informed - just well endowed. I'm a star.
  6. Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
  7. I didn't belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early lif…
  8. The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.

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