The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

New Rule: You can't send the National Guard to Iraq and then claim it's still here. The helicopters, the humvees, the men...like Dorothy and Toto, they're not …

iPhone's price reduction wasn't a price cut, it was a reduction of the nerd tax.

New Rule: Airplane black boxes must now be made out of Keith Richards. The man, who has taken more drugs than Whitney Houston, Rush Limbaugh and Robert Downey,…