If you can look at the war in Iraq, the melting environments and the descent of America into 'idiocracy,' and still think our biggest problems are boobies during the Super Bowl and the 'war on Christmas,' then you don't have values, you have issues.

iPhone's price reduction wasn't a price cut, it was a reduction of the nerd tax.

Why is monotheistic faith better than polytheistic? I mean, either you believe - if you believe in, like, a magic person who can do magic things, why is it dif…

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.