Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

[Bush] has now convinced himself that history will be kind to him. It's just us and the press who don't get it. He's the van Gogh of presidents, you know, not …

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Apparently Bob Dole's new election strategy is to find a Republican policy so stupid, even Clinton won't copy it.