Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.

[Bush] has now convinced himself that history will be kind to him. It's just us and the press who don't get it. He's the van Gogh of presidents, you know, not …