I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.

I don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents.

If I had any interest in wooden sex with strings attached, I'd get married.

George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.