If I had any interest in wooden sex with strings attached, I'd get married.
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I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a commu…
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Permalink to quote #49 I don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents.
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