Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

If I had any interest in wooden sex with strings attached, I'd get married.

Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is wh…

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a commu…