C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.

People who think they know everything really annoy those of us who know we don't.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone. Bj…