People who think they know everything really annoy those of us who know we don't.

I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone. Bj…

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.

There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.