I advise you all very strongly - go for a run, get some exercise, and have a beautiful day.

I have not had an affair with Petronella. It is complete balderdash. It is an inverted pyramid of piffle. It is all completely untrue and ludicrous conjecture.…

Tremendous, little short of superb. On cracking form.

I didn't see it, but it sounds barbaric. It's become like cock-fighting: poor dumb brutes being set upon each other by conniving television producers.