Tremendous, little short of superb. On cracking form.

I advise you all very strongly - go for a run, get some exercise, and have a beautiful day.

Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.

I have not had an affair with Petronella. It is complete balderdash. It is an inverted pyramid of piffle. It is all completely untrue and ludicrous conjecture.…