Ian [Hislop] keeps telling me to sack him. It puts me in an impossible position.

I'm kicking off my diet with cheeseburger - whatever Jamie Oliver says McDonalds are incredibly nutritious and, as far as I can tell, crammed full of vital nut…

I'd want to get Blair and really interrogate the guy. I'd really want to pin him up against a palm tree and slap him around and get the truth out of him about …

Will I throw my hat into the ring? It depends on what kind of ring it is and what kind of hat I have in my hand.