I'd want to get Blair and really interrogate the guy. I'd really want to pin him up against a palm tree and slap him around and get the truth out of him about a few things we need a bit of elucidation.

Ian [Hislop] keeps telling me to sack him. It puts me in an impossible position.

I could not fail to disagree with you less.

I'm kicking off my diet with cheeseburger - whatever Jamie Oliver says McDonalds are incredibly nutritious and, as far as I can tell, crammed full of vital nut…