I gotta go jerk off to see if it's still working.

Oh, God. Please don't let there be a Jackass 3! Please, please, please. God. Don't let there be a Jackass 3! I don't even like doing 2!

Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, 'fuck' by the end of this movie.

(puts a lot of porrige oats in his mouth and pretends to puke. Ape comes in and he wants to give her the fake puke, but she refuses to take it):