If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well

That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that

I thought it was my next-door neighbour because I think she felt that if I got something like that I would have to move

Anybody who can do anything in Leicester but make a jumper has got to be a genius