I thought it was my next-door neighbour because I think she felt that if I got something like that I would have to move

If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well

Who the hell wants 14 pairs of shoes when you go on holiday? I haven't had 14 pairs in my life

That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that