Who the hell wants 14 pairs of shoes when you go on holiday? I haven't had 14 pairs in my life

I thought it was my next-door neighbour because I think she felt that if I got something like that I would have to move

He should guide Posh in the direction of a singing coach because she's nowhere near as good at her job as her husband

If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well