We're wasting too many hours discussing Pam Anderson's rack, wasting too much time wondering if Michael's still black ~ 'Prayer for America'

Step into my church and pray for a nation growing dumber every day ~ 'Prayer for America'

We need more nurses and more burn wards, fewer actors collecting dumb awards ~ 'Prayer for America'

'My greatest tragedy in life has not been lack of luck, but rather the inability to recognize it or have the balls to act upon it - and my greatest triumph in …