Quote #27

We're wasting too many hours discussing Pam Anderson's rack, wasting too much time wondering if Michael's still black ~ 'Prayer for America'

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  1. Step into my church and pray for a nation growing dumber every day ~ 'Prayer for America'
  2. We need more nurses and more burn wards, fewer actors collecting dumb awards ~ 'Prayer for America'
  3. 'My greatest tragedy in life has not been lack of luck, but rather the inability to recognize it or have the balls to act upon it - and my …
  4. I'll take a bullet from a gun, a knife wound in my chest, that's how I want to die, just like a Catcher in the Rye ~ 'How I Want to Die'
  5. 'I want to become the first music artist to live forever. You see, if all I am is a shadow behind a screen, then anybody with a low bullfro…
  6. And my only wish for you, my brother, is someday you'll understand, how it feels to be a corpse walking amongst your fellow man ~ 'The Crim…
  7. 'Every once and a while, the Universe allows me a visit to my late father in my dreams, and for those few moments, I cannot begin to descri…
  8. In dreams she feels me beside her, as I stoke her female fire, in a world that feels so lonely, and I fill her need and hope ~ 'The Mentor'

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