We need more nurses and more burn wards, fewer actors collecting dumb awards ~ 'Prayer for America'

We're wasting too many hours discussing Pam Anderson's rack, wasting too much time wondering if Michael's still black ~ 'Prayer for America'

I'll take a bullet from a gun, a knife wound in my chest, that's how I want to die, just like a Catcher in the Rye ~ 'How I Want to Die'

Step into my church and pray for a nation growing dumber every day ~ 'Prayer for America'