I think Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room. Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room, Bush sent that little boy to Michael Jackson's house. Bush killed Laci Peterson. Bush was fucking Paris Hilton in that video. All to get your mind off the war. Bush lied to me, they all lied to me: 'We gotta go to Iraq because they're the most dangerous country on Earth. They're the most dangerous regime in the world.' If they're so dangerous, how come it only took two weeks to take over the whole fucking country? Shit. Man, you couldn't take over Baltimore in two weeks.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The routine lists absurd conspiracy claims about Bush, suggesting he orchestrated various scandals to distract from war.
- In plain terms
- The speaker mocks wild conspiracy theories about Bush covering up scandals to distract from war.
- What can you take from it?
- Question conspiracy narratives and seek evidence.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Why do people gravitate to conspiracy theories?
- How can we promote media literacy?
Another view
The jokes spread misinformation without factual basis.
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