More from Christopher Walken

  1. Did you see my painting? I got it from Target
  2. What do you call a room full of lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
  3. You're talkin' to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
  4. :You got me in a vendetta kinda mood. You tell the angels in heaven you've never seen an evil so singularly personified as you did in the f…
  5. So he hid [the watch] in the one place he knew he could hide something-his ass.
  6. You're not a tease, are you? 'Cause I'll cut your face.
  7. If she tries to blackmail me, I'll throw her out a higher window.
  8. I pranked him! To death with a tire iron! Whammy! Blammy wowie zowie!

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