The royal refugee our breed restores With foreign courtiers and with foreign whores, And carefully repeopled us again, Throughout his lazy, long, lascivious reign.

From this amphibious ill-born mob began That vain, ill-natured thing, an Englishman.

Wealth, howsoever got, in England makes Lords of mechanics, gentlemen of rakes; Antiquity and birth are needless here; 'Tis impudence and money makes a peer.

Wherever God erects a house of prayer, The Devil always builds a chapel there; And 'twill be found, upon examination, The latter has the largest congregation.

George W. Bush is a man who seems to be the center of his own universe. He seems to have learned little of human nature and even less of human history over his…

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.