Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that the savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that mat…

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

Among the three or four million cradles now rocking in the land are some which this nation would preserve for ages as sacred things, if we could know which one…

The royal refugee our breed restores With foreign courtiers and with foreign whores, And carefully repeopled us again, Throughout his lazy, long, lascivious re…

The fact is Burke is smarter than two thirds of the Western Australian Labor Party rolled together

This is a very strange time we're living in, ... and I would feel a little bit better if George W. Bush could say the word 'nuclear' correctly...You would have…