I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The author jokes that people avoid him because he always wins arguments out of respect.
- In plain terms
- People avoid me at parties because I always win arguments.
- What can you take from it?
- Being overly argumentative can lead to social isolation.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- When does arguing help?
- Why do people avoid conflict?
Another view
Sometimes avoiding a debater is just self-preservation.
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